Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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