OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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