How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
wow bdsm is so cute
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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