I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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