that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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