just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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