My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i came on her dog
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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