I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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