We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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