just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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