sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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