You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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