Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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