he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
