you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
