New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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