Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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