I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
