5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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