i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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