nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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