Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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