4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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