Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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