Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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