I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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