Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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