it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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