I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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