She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
