If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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