So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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