nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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