Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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