Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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