It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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