It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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