yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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