Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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