i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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