Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
