So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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