Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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