Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Rumble strips road head = magical
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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