everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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