i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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