Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Enjoy the penises
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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