Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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