im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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