Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
